With all the recent talk about the personal attributes of those that ran to be the next president of America I’ve been remembering something I read a long time ago when I was in first year at University.
I never found out who wrote it, but I wonder who you would vote for?
Candidate A: Associates with crooked politicians, and consults with astrologists. He’s has two mistresses. He also chain smokes and drinks 8 to 10 martinis a day.
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Candidate B: He was kicked out of office twice, sleeps until noon, Used opium in college and drinks a quart of whisky every evening.
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Candidate C: He is a decorated war hero. He’s a vegetarian, doesn’t smoke, drinks an occasional beer and hasn’t had any extramarital affairs.
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Which of these candidates would be your choice?
While you are deciding ponder this one
If you knew a woman who was pregnant who had 8 kids already, three who were deaf, two who were blind, one mentally retarded, and she had syphilis; would you recommend that she have an abortion?
So who did you vote for?
Candidate A is Franklin D. Roosevelt
Candidate B is Winston Churchill
Candidate C is Adolph Hitler
And the answer to the abortion question –
if you said yes,
you
just
killed
Beethoven.
Just some food for thought for your weekend.
Figured first 2 would be the good guys and last would be nasty.
Oh – and yes, I killed Beethoven…